To keep the house warm, I just let my wife walk around room-to-room. I get a chill? Just hold my hands near her. Cooking? Put the pot on her lap for a while. And microwave popcorn? Just put it under her arm for 2 minutes. Ding. Done.
Oh am I in trouble if she ever reads this.
Sounds like something I would write about mine too, but don't worry, we keep the wood cut and bills paid...won't be in the doghouse too long.