Home made wepons

[Come and Take It]

Bring me a shrubbery

 

[Wiredog8]

Bring me a shrubbery

" No! I wont do it. It's stupid"

 

[Come and Take It]

If anyone has read World War Z?

The Lobotomizer sounds like a wicked homemade, home security item

 

[Wiredog8]

Man traps with punji stakes coverd in excrement and chili powder
light bulbs filled with acid
nail boards covered with leaves

If anyone has read World War Z?

The Lobotomizer sounds like a wicked homemade, home security item

 

[cyclingjames]

going back to the poo thowing idea, if their are to many attackers to thow at, you could make shtf litrely

 

[old_anorak]

Now I am going to have to go dig out my Killer Bunny with Fangs slippers.

 

[DannyboyDS]

I just want to start by saying these are only for use when shtf, if you use these then you are responsible for the outcome and not me!
1) Bat + nails. it's in most good zombie films.
2) Smashed glass, to put under windows.
3) Water gun, petrol and a lighter. need i say more?
4) Car battery, wires and a pole to attach the wires to. make sure it has an insulated handle!
5) Knife, duck take and a pole or stick. do i really need to enplane?
6) Boiling water, bleach and sugar. this is not a pretty one as it well melt flesh and the sugar makes it stick to the person!
7) Battery powered fan and knifes taped to blades.
8) Deodorant and a lighter. use tape to attach the lighter for 1 handed use.
9) Gloves and nails. warm hands and knuckle dusters in one.
10) Flammable liquid, glass bottle and a rag.
11)Wood and fire. probably the most basic.
12) Heated pan.. used to smack people in the face with.
13) Sock and a bar of soap.
14) News paper. when folded correctly it can be hard enough to brake bones with!
15) Hot melted wax or plastic.
I will add to the list as i think of more and once again THESE ARE ONLY FOR USE ONCE S.H.T.F AND YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE OUT COME OF MAKING OR USING THESE.

Those are some interesting suggestions, I see a few problems though.

 

[old_anorak]

Only a few?

 

[jimLE]

i have a hunting knife that i got in a yard sale.the handle was messed up,so i removed it.now i plan on getting a wooden rod 3 or 4 feet long.and then attach the knife to it

 

[Clyde]

I just want to start by saying these are only for use when shtf, if you use these then you are responsible for the outcome and not me!
1) Bat + nails. it's in most good zombie films.
2) Smashed glass, to put under windows.
3) Water gun, petrol and a lighter. need i say more?
4) Car battery, wires and a pole to attach the wires to. make sure it has an insulated handle!
5) Knife, duck take and a pole or stick. do i really need to enplane?
6) Boiling water, bleach and sugar. this is not a pretty one as it well melt flesh and the sugar makes it stick to the person!
7) Battery powered fan and knifes taped to blades.
8) Deodorant and a lighter. use tape to attach the lighter for 1 handed use.
9) Gloves and nails. warm hands and knuckle dusters in one.
10) Flammable liquid, glass bottle and a rag.
11)Wood and fire. probably the most basic.
12) Heated pan.. used to smack people in the face with.
13) Sock and a bar of soap.
14) News paper. when folded correctly it can be hard enough to brake bones with!
15) Hot melted wax or plastic.
I will add to the list as i think of more and once again THESE ARE ONLY FOR USE ONCE S.H.T.F AND YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE OUT COME OF MAKING OR USING THESE.

I would end up jacking myself up with half of these!

 

[jimLE]

i like the water gun part.but i think id rather go with home made pepper spray instead.of course that means going with the most potent pepper i can come up with,right along with lemon juice,garlic jouice and other needed ingredents for the spray..

 

[realisticdude]

Pot of scalding- hot grits...................................Just ask Rev. Al Green

 

[jimLE]

now where's that smiley face with the zipper on its mouth when needed..lol

 

[DannyboyDS]

Only a few?

I was trying to be polite.

 

[bubbadreier]

"How about using human heads in a big sling shot?!?"

That is what my 9 year old nephew just suggested... weird weird kid, but I love him!

 

[old_anorak]

"How about using human heads in a big sling shot?!?"

That is what my 9 year old nephew just suggested... weird weird kid, but I love him!

That is just freaking brilliant! I love the statement it makes. Give that kid a hug from me and tell him good thinking!

 

[bubbadreier]

He said it in such a matter of fact way. He didn't even think about it.

 

[Uncle Albert]

I just want to start by saying these are only for use when shtf, if you use these then you are responsible for the outcome and not me!
1) Bat + nails. it's in most good zombie films.
2) Smashed glass, to put under windows.
3) Water gun, petrol and a lighter. need i say more?
4) Car battery, wires and a pole to attach the wires to. make sure it has an insulated handle!
5) Knife, duck take and a pole or stick. do i really need to enplane?
6) Boiling water, bleach and sugar. this is not a pretty one as it well melt flesh and the sugar makes it stick to the person!
7) Battery powered fan and knifes taped to blades.
8) Deodorant and a lighter. use tape to attach the lighter for 1 handed use.
9) Gloves and nails. warm hands and knuckle dusters in one.
10) Flammable liquid, glass bottle and a rag.
11)Wood and fire. probably the most basic.
12) Heated pan.. used to smack people in the face with.
13) Sock and a bar of soap.
14) News paper. when folded correctly it can be hard enough to brake bones with!
15) Hot melted wax or plastic.
I will add to the list as i think of more and once again THESE ARE ONLY FOR USE ONCE S.H.T.F AND YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE OUT COME OF MAKING OR USING THESE.

Get down! My wife says I have a criminal mind because I write Murder Mysteries. You are as flamboyant as your posts. I only hope that you sip cool libations in the evening so that you can get a decent night's sleep. Oh yeah, it reminds me of Medevil castles when they would do whatever it took to abort the heathens. Can I add one thing that was extremely successful in those days? The silent bow and arrow. So easy to make, cost effective and absolutely leathal especially if you dipped the arrowhead in feces. Love this post.

 

[old_anorak]

Oh and let's not forget poisoning the enemies water supply. Not hard to do. Few carcasses with the organs cut open and allowed to fester for a few days before being tossed in.

Now if you're just plain old pissed off at someone and want to get even, get a bucket of pig crap and crawl under their car at night. Coat the top of the manifold and the whole exhaust system all the way to the tail pipe. This is especially nice in the summer. Trust me, that is a baked in funk that never comes out of a car no matter how much febreeze you use.

 

[Kenny Lee]

You guys don't need guns or weapons....