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The wife asked me before we married "why ain't you dead yet" I told her I made a deal with the Reaper man, "deal?" she said, I told him (the reaper) if he leaves me alone I won't kill him then she said sarcastically "will love, the Reaper does not grow old" I laughed.

Today I say ...shit!
 
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Are my testicles black?

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
 
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Funniest thing I heard recently is that Biden wanted to talk to Trump about his response to the China flu. I though Biden was dead. Haven't heard anything from that idiot for awhile.
Yeah for weeks all I ever heard about was the democrats running for president. . . well now for the past 3 weeks or so it's been NOTHING about them.
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